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Today, I participate as an acupuncturist in a social event organized by Kodam III/Siliwangi and PTKK ITB. The event takes place at village Kiarapedes, Wanayasa, Purwakarta. While team from Kodam III do their “TNI Manunggal Masuk Desa” works, team acupuncture from PTKK ITB do, of course, acupuncture to the villagers. Nine personnel of us team acupuncture must take care of 150 registered patients, not to mention the unregistered. Beuh….

When the lunch time comes, Mbak Susi called me, “Ga, come on take a break first”. “You go all first deh, there’s one more patient I need to take care”, I replied. “Ok deh. Eh Ga, u can have my share of fried chicken, I won’t eat it. I’ll put it in your ricebox yah!”. “Ok, Mbak, thanks.”

Some minutes later, I take my ricebox and start searching for a good spot to enjoy my meal. When I walk and pass my teammates, three of them also give me their portion of chicken, waduh.. Well, they indeed have cholesterol issue, so it can’t be helped, I take ‘em too. Hmm…Ok, now I have five cowards, euh.. chicken, to chew. Ittadakimasu….I open my box, take a chicken and put the remain portions in one place, and start devouring the first portion with yellow rice. Minutes later….third coward finished. Mbak Susi called me again, “Ga, take a pray yuk, the mosque is quite far loh, so it better that we all the team go together by car.” “Well, if that so wait for me then, I’m not done yet here… “, I replied.

Back to crimefighting business. While taking another portion of chicks, euh..chicken, I count the remains…1..2..3.. Three?? Then the total is six? To eat all of them, will I get sick? (Nyahaha..it’s rhymed) Maybe I can take five, but six? It’s too much!! So I look for my teammate who still doesn’t eat, and I found one. “Oy, Jon, help me devouring these creatures!!” And she willing to takes one of it. Yosh!! Now only two to go and my lunch will be finished! But then I forgot to look the original menu that comes in the ricebox, ups…there’s still a tofu, a boiled egg, a portion of sambal goreng petai, a portion of buntil, a portion of sambal goreng tempe, and a kerupuk udang. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrghh…………..!! (No, i’am not getting nervous breakdown here, let’s follow the next sentence..) Why is there no banana??

“Ga, hurry up, everyone’s waitin’ for you nih!!”, Mbak Susi again. Wadoh…how can I finish this lunch? Is my stomach can hold all of it? How if…? I can’t…!! Why is..?? I keep grumbling while feeding my mouth and then……my lunch is finished without I realized it. Wow, it’s done! After drink a glass of water, I stand up. Hmm? I don’t even feel stuffed, not at all…Where did all the lunch go??…………….Whatever, thinking about it will just make me hungry again… “Mbak Susi, wait for meeeee…..”, I run to the car waiting for me.